When you’re going to launch a viral rant about Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP,” count on to get completely dunked on by Desus and Mero. Final evening, the Showtime hosts roasted “ring-wing wing-ding” Ben Shapiro, who tried (and failed) to tear down the viral single on his radio present. “He talks like the head person of the Lollipop Guild,” joked Desus. “There’s no way a grown man can have a voice that high.”
This week, The Every day Wire’s Ben Shapiro inadvertently proved his personal sexual ineptitude throughout a Ben Shapiro Present phase about Cardi B and Meghan Thee Stallion’s “WAP,” which, you realize, stands for “Wet Ass Pussy.” The suitable-wing pundit refused to say the phrase “pussy” (he as a substitute repeatedly stated, “Wet ass p-word”) and lamented that “this is what the feminist movement was all about,” so clearly, he was promptly roasted by all the web — Desus and Mero included.
On final evening’s episode of Desus & Mero, the Showtime hosts took intention at every little thing from Shapiro’s voice to his anti-feminist dig. “Do you ever turn accessibility on on your TV and it just starts reading shit out?” requested Desus. “Sharpness. Sharpness,” joked Mero, adopting a robotic voice. “Volume control. Bluetooth settings.”
“What controls the depth of your voice? Your diaphragm? Your nuts? Because whatever it is, he’s lacking,” continued Mero. “We once had the chopped cheese from Whole Foods, and what it tasted like is what he sounds like,” added Desus. “There’s no soul, there’s no cadence, there’s no rhythm.”
The duo subsequent turned their consideration to Shapiro’s subject material, in addition to his refusal to truly say the “WAP” lyrics out loud. “Alright, the newest single on ‘Kidz Bop for Incels,’” joked Desus. “He’s this shit like, ‘Damn, how come I never had this done to me?’” asked Mero alongside a video of Cardi, mid-split, bobbing up and down on some leopard print chairs. “It’s ’trigger you’re a fucking nerd, man!”
“He’s reading it like it’s instructions on how to do CPR,” stated Desus. “Also, Ben needs to stop playing like he doesn’t say the N-word — allegedly.” Allegedly.
Watch Desus and Mero verbally dismantle Ben Shapiro within the clip above.